Jazz the lineolated parakeet came into my life nearly
fifteen years ago – a tiny handful of green feathers with a big personality. From
day one, I was his person. No other
humans need apply. He would tolerate women visitors, especially those who came
bearing food, but the men in my life were invariably treated to a ruthless
demonstration of The Mighty Beak.
With me, though, Jazz was all cuddles and kisses. He would
tuck himself under my chin while I read, perch on my shoulder to 'groom' my
earrings as I typed, or chase my pen across the page as I wrote. We shared many
a shower over the years, too. He loved hanging upside down, wings spread to
catch every lovely drop of spray, and then snuggling in a warm towel to dry off.
During our first months together, Jazz insisted on sleeping
in my room at night. He'd scramble happily into his little travel cage for the short
trip down the hall and would be sound asleep with his head tucked under his
wing before lights-out. Not a peep would he make until morning when, as birds
do, he'd wake with the dawn. Jazz was generous about letting me sleep, but only
as long as I stayed perfectly still. One yawn or stretch or even an eyebrow
twitch and he’d launch into his best imitation of an alarm clock – "beep-beep-beep!"
Our sleep routine changed abruptly a few days after Sam the Cat
joined our little family. I don't think any of us got much rest those first
nights as Sam prowled the apartment, learning his new territory. The night he
decided to join us in the bedroom, I fell asleep happy, with a warm cat curled
at my feet and a sleepy bird in his usual spot atop the bedside dresser. Later,
in the darkest hour, I woke to loud purring, interrupted by the sound of an irritated and extremely scoldy
bird. I groped for the bedside lamp and struggled to focus…
There was Sam, lounging in comfort on top of the little
cage. And there was Jazz, scolding and flapping and pecking at the catly
undercarriage. I tried correcting and redirecting but that tiny birdcage was
like a magnet to Sam. None of us slept. After three restless nights, Jazz
decided he'd had enough and chose to stay in his big cage in the living room.
It was all good. He had a comfy tent to cozy up in and no cat to disturb his slumber.
In time, Jazz and Sam became best of friends – an odd
couple, true, but good company for each other when I was away at the day job.
I'd arrive home to find Jazz snoozing in his cage and Sam asleep on the easy chair
beside him. Once in a while I'd catch them at play, Sam dangling his paw
between the bars and Jazz head-bobbing and muttering, "hello, sweetie" in his quiet, linnie-bird accent while nibbling on
the proffered paw.
Some lineolated parakeets (linnies) are excellent mimics but
Jazz was more of a mumbler. His human vocabulary was limited to four phrases:
hello sweetie, pretty boy, up-up, and what'cha doin'? He was certainly no competition
for Disco the Parakeet in that department (although he did love watching
Disco's videos).
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| Jazz, always fascinated by Disco the Parakeet. |
Jazz had his own unique claim to fame, thanks to mystery
author Barbara Colley, whose fictional sleuth had a parakeet named Sweety Boy. I worked
with Barb at the time and had been sharing tales of Jazz's antics since the day
he came home. Some of those antics were adapted for Sweety Boy and, as a
result, Jazz was mentioned on the acknowledgements page of Death Tidies Up.* He was thrilled! (Okay, I was thrilled by the
mention. Jazz loved the extra head rubs it earned him.)
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| Jazz, ready to help me write. |
Most sources I've found say a typical linnie lifespan is
from ten to fifteen years, so my sweet Jazz was definitely an elder gentleman.
In recent years he was troubled by arthritis in his feet, but still managed to climb
around his cage like a youngster thanks to that mighty beak of his. Then, one Friday
night in July, Jazz fell from his perch. Falls had been happening more
frequently since the onset of his arthritis, so I always kept the cage bottom heaped
full of shredded paper to ensure a nice soft landing. He’d shake himself off
and scramble back up, wearing a distinctly, "meant-to-do-that" expression. But
that Friday, Jazz didn't scramble. He shuffled once, then again, and then waited
for me to help him. We had a good long snuggle and he seemed to rally a bit,
enjoying a few of his favourite green pea treats and a long drink of water before
taking himself to bed.
Next morning, he woke with me as usual and slowly made his
way to his water dish. He drank, then stepped into his shredded paper, turned
around to make a nest, and went to sleep for the last time.
We are still bereft, Samcat and I. Home seems much too quiet
without our wee friend's happy chirps and mumbles.
R.I.P. little Jazz, my writing buddy, cat's companion, and
wake-up beeper for close to fifteen years. Sure will miss your welcome home
chirps when my key turns in the lock.
Jazz, a bird
December 15, 2000 – July 18, 2015
Good-bye, sweetie. Pretty boy.
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| One of my favourite photos of Jazz,in one of his favourite spots. |
* Barbara Colley's cozy mysteries are set in New Orleans.
They feature Charlotte LaRue, maid for hire and amateur sleuth, along with the
loveable Sweety Boy, Jazz's literary alter ego. Find them here.
Read more about lineolated parakeets here.
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